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Have you been wronged, mistreated, annoyed or ignored? Is someone tormenting you beyond what you can bare? Are you ready for some PAYBACK?! |
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Have you been wronged, mistreated, annoyed or ignored? Is someone tormenting you beyond what you can bare? Are you ready for some PAYBACK?! |
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| How many times have you wished you could come up with a clever payback for someone who's seriously done you wrong? Can you remember how you feel when you've been taken advantage of by a boss, spouse, lover, or even a rude driver on the freeway? Wouldn't you feel better to know you have a arsenal of methods to get MORE than even? | ||||
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| Well, now you can with "How To Get Revenge!," the ultimate guide to getting complete payback on every jerk who has ever done you wrong. This is the finest mastermind collection of pranks, dirty tricks and malicious mayhem ever written! | ||||
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| Please check your local laws, as many of these tricks are extremely mean, and may border on illegal (but boy, you love watching the look on their faces)! Some of these tricks are so nasty that we have to issue the following disclaimer: "Sold for entertainment purposes only. The producers do not condone the use of these tactics under any circumstances." | ||||
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| This book can show you how to take away freedom from the minute they wake up to the time they close their eyes to sleep. They will find they cannot leave their house, or stay in there house for that matter, without you getting to them. Phone calls, police at the door, car problems, water problems, no friends, parents ashamed at them, getting fired, and a whole mess of pranks being played them on every moment of the day. | ||||
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| This book is different from anything you have seen on other sites and auctions! You can find old copies of "the cookbook" and revenge books but they don't compare to this one. This book was written just recently and sticks to "real" pranks unlike what you read in other books. We offer ways of truly getting even with your foe without going to extreme violent methods to do so. Anyone can create an explosive and blow up their car, and spend 15 years in prison. It takes great minds to come up with true pranks that don't use weapons, explosives, and chemical experiments. If you are seeking a way to get even without going to jail then this is the book! This is a manual of life that can offer reasonable yet devastating solutions to your problem rather then bathroom reading material of dangerous pranks. | ||||
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Insurance Claim Horror This requires a very small amount of money to do (only gas money). There are two ways to execute this plan. Use Plan 1 if you wish to disrupt this mans way of life in its entirety and cause serious mental distress. Use Plan 2 if you are seeking to cause financial and character damages. Plan 1 - Total Chaos Step 1: Gather Your Information You will need to get the persons name, address, phone number, and basic car details (type, color, year, ect). Step 2: Write Your Notes Take 25 or more pieces of paper, note size, about 3 inches by 4 inches. Write the following paragraph on them. "I am very sorry, when I was leaving I seem to hit your car pretty hard. I think I heard something inside crack or drop or something. Here is my name, address, car information, and phone number. Give me a call when you have time and we will work something out payment wise for your damages. It doesn't look like much on the outside but I think I might of broke something on the inside. " Step 3: Parking Lot Jumping Go around town to many of the parking lots with many vehicles. Watch for someone going inside the supermarket and place a note on their windshield. Don't place too many in one place and also do not drive your car into the Parking lot, walk from a distant community. Distribute the pieces of paper on new cars, cars that look like old people cars, and even put a few on pieces of junk that look like they have had a ruff life. Step 4: Sit back and watch the fireworks. You can only imagine the phone calls and stories of mechanical failure which will come flying at the victim the first day. The first day will be filled with "my car is broke and its your fault" stories. Everything that is wrong with each car you placed that note on will now become his/her fault in a single day. Things will become broken overnight and owners everywhere will start to hear funny noises coming from their engines that weren't there before, because its human nature. The following week insurance claims will be flowing into his mailbox, calls from their agents will be hitting his door step as he defends them off with a sad unbelievable victim story. Thirty days later civil suits and medical claims will be served by a sheriff at the front door, police reports and court dates following. At this point, life is hell. Six months later, $20,000 in lawyer costs, 200 hours of work, and $5,000 in damages paid, $500 in insurance premiums, and a yearly insurance policy costing him $4,000 a year, the prank will be over and all is well once again. Plan 2 - Financial Horror Step 1: Gather Your Information You will need to get the persons name, address, phone number, and basic car details (type, color, year, ect). Step 2: Write Your Notes Take a single pieces of paper, note size, about 3 inches by 4 inches. Write the following paragraph on them. "I am very sorry, when I was leaving I seem to hit your car pretty hard with my toy. I'm a little drunk and I don't seem to remember much when I am. I hit your car with my toy about 4 times, I just got mad and cant stop. Give me a call when you have time and I might pay the damages, I really haven't decided yet because I was drunk and I don't think I need too. " Step 3: Parking Lot Jumping Go around town and find a very nice car. Watch for someone going inside the supermarket and place a note on their windshield. With a bat or small object, bash the drivers door in pretty good and give the windshield a good bang. You can also do this in a residential area at night if your chicken shit. Make sure it looks like hell before you leave. Step 4: Sit back and watch the fireworks. This is a see it to believe it deal. The damage is there, the note is there, there is nothing else to explain. Police won't believe him because the note says he was drunk. This is a good way to drop the bottom out of the pocket book of a foe without writing a hundred notes. The best part is, the more he contests it, the better chance he has of going to jail over it. |
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The Quality of The Prank |
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| When it comes to pranks look for quality not quantity. Each and every move you will find in this book is a feasible and reliable way of getting revenge on those you can't stand. This is the professional collection of revenge leaving out the kiddy pranks, true book for serious people seeking harsh revenge! | ||||
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